so, you know how guys always complain about girls wearing make-up? well, not necessarily that they don’t like them wearing it; they just think that it’s cheating. cheating as in they get to cover up blemishes, rosen their cheeks, and make their eyes bolder.
for years i have envied the fact that men grow facial hair. to have that conforting warmth on those chilly fall nights, to be able to change your appearance and sexiness all in a matter of four days.
granted, beards sometimes itch and are painful to grow. shaving is a daunting task. bits and peices from brunch are still nestled within the condides of your own bristly threads. but also with make-up, you don’t ever want it to smudge or wear away. to spend 15 minutes putting on a face in the morning and then step outside in the hot, scorching sun to only melt what you’ve created. no one wants those greasy raccoon eyes. i’m just saying i wish i could grow a beard…
so i guess we’re even.
