honey
as sweet as you are,
i’d always admire you from afar.
the bees made you
but i had to take you,
what sticky fingers i had there.
so in this jar you go.
will i poke holes?
nobody knows.
but i don’t care,
i’m happy
and i don’t care.
so i puckered up
and gave you a kiss
oh, that moment of bliss
made my teeth ache.
then the bees that made you
came back to take you
fuck, how sorry i was.
the dentist’s invoice was a bitch,
it’s still past due.
but i don’t care,
i was happy
and i don’t care.